Saturday, July 25, 2009

Still Fishing

I am way too loaded to write this, but i will try anyway. OK, I can't.

We just just got off the lake. Spent most of the day in a place they call "party cove". Way too much alchohol and swimming and fun. Little Steven is just getting used to this. I need some food badley. I could eat the north end of a south bound mule.

Think about it.

Talk at you all later.

Your Cousin,
Steve

18 comments:

june cleaver said...

I've been to party cove! Did you get nekid and show your ta-ta's? Yeah... me neither. Honest!

Layna said...

Why not? It is the "Show Me State" down thar in Mizura. Cheers!

Uptown Girl said...

Dear Cousin Steve,

Hope you are enjoying your vacay. Please try to make your next loaded blogpost more exciting and crazier. I expect nothing less than insanity when I read your blog.

All the best, Maria

FLYNAVY said...

Steve,
Glad every1 had a goede time @ the cove. Mulebuttmeat's not too bad with enuf tobasco sauce & cooked long enuf to be tender [beats goat & MREs]. Sorry I missed the Miss Cleaver ta ta's, bet that would have capped off a perfect day on the lake.....show my breasticles to any1 that wants to see them....& a few that don't....Been working on the handstand, beer drinking, & kilt wearin [modesty snap, pfffft], don't seem to be getting any better @ it so will keep practicing & making the kiddos laugh @ Daddy. Enjoy ur holiday guys.
Buzzy

Anonymous said...

Steve,
Happy to read that you and the family got away for some much deserved vacation time.
Love,
Aunt Barbara

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Uptown Girl said...

TO that rude anonymous blogger:
I checked my email this morning and your comment was there. Ans I had to respond.

You are some crazy S.O.B. Is this the kind of thanks you give June for the Monday Swoon? Her blog is not a tabloid, she is a real person, have a little respect. You are so tacky to even ask that question... and cowardly to do it without a name.

As a fellow blogger, I think that someone needs to come to her defense against this online gossip. The answer to that Q is none of your (or my) business. And if you actually cared at all about the answer you wouldn't be so insensitive/callous to post that comment.

ps- you should rly be more careful in these parts bc Cousin Steve and FLyNavy have kilts without modesty snaps and they know how to use them.

Cousin Steve said...

Yeah, what Uptown Girl said!

To the Coward,

If your wondering where your "rude sissy little no name pansie" comment went?

I erased it.

Why?

Because I can do that. It's MY blog.

I have no room on here for stupidy, of course unless it's funny, not malicious. I am not that kind of person, and I won't allow it here.

"June" really is my cousin, and I really have her back, and you really don't want to mess with me. Because stuff like that really pisses me off.

Don't make me angy, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry. To quote David Banner.

I don't want to make my comment area a "must be appoved" thing. I like how it has a personality of it's own.

So stop with the childish comments and all will be well. But if you want to start some shit, why not start with me. Pansie.

With Love
Your Cousin,
Steve

FLYNAVY said...

Steve & UTGirl,
Thanks for standing up to such a deeply personal question from whoever that dipshit was. Read it earlier & figured I'd best calm down a little before firing off a list of how cruel & nosey people can be in this world. Anyway, hoping & praying for things to work out for 6 people I care about, happens alot in this business. The best things in life r worth fighting for.
Buzzy

Cousin Steve said...

P.S. I'm not "still fishing". Got home a couple days ago. Just had allot on my plate. I will be posting soon.

Just had my first beer at my two year olds birthday party. I know what your thinking, beer and two year olds??

Hell yea!!

I'm not crazy, I didn't say I was having a case.... I might, but I didn't say it.

TTFN
Steve

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FLYNAVY said...

WTF, Nonymous, u must be the biggest, meanest retard I've ever seen....& I've seen some pretty bad guys fucktard. Why don't u peddle ur stupid defaming shit somewhere else. Mr. Cleaver is over here in a combat zone, defending your life & freedom of speech & now worrying about your vendictive crap filthy lies you're spewing from your pie hole. 1 more word from your ass & I'll fuck u up....personally....& there will be a line of volunteers to help me get rid of your body. What a loser, you're not worthy to lick the sweat off my balls.
Buzzy

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Anonymous said...

Think I missed some drama. Can't we all just be friends? And can't June just come back.. We love you man, SHit, I sound like my husband, and cousin steve after a few beers, but it's true man, I love you. Steve, you are doing a fantabulous job, but June really has our hearts!

Cousin Steve said...

Dear Pansie Coward,

Oh, but you are a pansie coward.

June is not doing what you have implied. I am a proud catholic and only defending my cousins honor. For your words are untrue. And for your information, Ward is not overseas, he is stateside. Your a stupid little person to infer something like that. She is a wonderful person and devoute mother and catholic.

If you really cared about them, you wouldn't do these cowardly untrue comments. Don't make these accusations like a puss puss.

I have unfortunately now had to make my comments moderated because of one shithead. I appologize to all for the lack of tact and brain that one person has.

Why don't you go and pick on someone your own size, for I am way to big for you. I do not like to pick on smaller people. And believe me, your small.

And again I appologize to everyone else for one persons ignorant actions.

But since I have remove the morons words, just move along, nothing to see here.

You can all rest easy knowing that all is well. Cousin Steve has your backs.

Again,
With Love,
Cousin Steve

Cousin Steve said...

Wow, buzzy. That was pretty deep. I should have read your comment before I made mine.

I would have just said, "What he said".

Thanks pal.

Cousin Steve

FLYNAVY said...

No problem Steve Sir. My honor. Sides, learned all my kick ass moves [& a few words I don't normally use in polite company] from the Cleaver family....& they've served me well lately. Can't help feeling that that poor uninformed soul had a bad case of the pot calling the kettle black going on. Or maybe their depends diaper was full of dookie. [keyboard terrorists we call em] Hope they have a good mental health care system where they live. No honor in what they did.
Buzzy

anon said...

Cousin Steve,
I've been out of touch, my deepest sympathy to you and your family for the loss of your sister. It doesn't seem fair.

Also sorry you had one of those pathetic internet trolls through here at an already difficult time.
I don't know what it said, but if it made so many reasonable people angry it must have been pretty bad.
Nice work Steve,Uptown Girl and Fly Navy, trolls need to be shut down, add my threats of dire consequences to yours and everyone elses.
June, I hope life is good, miss your wit and humor and look forward to reading what you're up to these days.