Tuesday, July 7, 2009

A Monday What???

It has become aware to me that there was a significant jump on my visit meter this past Monday.

.... seems odd....

.... I wonder what could of done that?....

.... I mean....

.... why Monday?....

.... it's like.... ahhh....

.... it's like those visitors expected to see something....

.... but what....

.... what in the world would so many people want???....

.... so many....

.... WAIT!!!

Wait one cotton picken second!

Don't you girls think for one sliver of time, that I would stoop so low as to....... to.....

I'm shocked.

I want to make perfectly clear that I am as straight as a lazer.

I am so straight, that they use me to lay out runways.

I am so straight, that I can line a football field without string.

I am so..... so..... sorry for what I am about to do..

AVERT YOUR EYES FELLAS!!!!

Ladies, I present to you, in full color....









"Junior"




That's right ladies!! He's almost two. Take it all in.

I give in to women so easily....

shamefull.... just shamefull....

Believe it or not, it was the first picture of way too many. He's a chip off the old block.

Anything I can do to please.

With Love,

Cousin Steve and Cousin Steve Jr.

11 comments:

Regina said...

That is freakin' hilarious! What a cutie :) Thanks for tiding us over until June returns...

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FLYNAVY said...

Cuz,
Haha, that'll keep me laughing for awhile. Fine looking young man, a young man with an attitude evidenced by that cocky stance, & more importantly a young man that knows where the liquor cabinet is. Gotta start them Irish laddies early on the finer points of the drink. Praying for your little sister here....& Miss Cleaver....& now NASA. Buzz.

june cleaver said...

I could never... I mean NEVA EHVA compete with that!

I am amazingly coming to you from Mars-I am aware that women are from Venus, but NASA has not scheduled that trip for me yet so I am on this one... sigh.

I will return, I will survive and I will live to see another Monday Swoon... so help me Marlon Brando.

I love ya Steve-thanks for tiding over the six-packers until NASA lets me use my fingers for my own personal agenda rather than standing here with it in this black hole in outer space.

Bet you thought Black Holes were HUGE didn't you? Not so much... it is all about perspective.

Uptown Girl said...

so swoony right now...
haha, thanks Cousin Steve! You have a swoon up for us everyday anyways- "cousin Steve at the beach" on your side panel. :)

powdergirl said...

Best swoon ever!

Cousin Steve said...

June!!!

Remember, only contact me using the super secret special IASFOS network.

Gosh. Why have a three billion dollar communication device and not use it???

I think they have been messing with your brain, those NASA son-of-a-somethings!!!!

They will pay. Oh, they will pay dearly. And when I say pay, I mean like $1340.63 for a screw driver. Yup, just one screw driver.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA! You really had me going there, Cousin Steve. Thanks for posting a pic of your cutie.
Love,
Aunt Barbara
ps Holding all of you in prayer.
XOX

Urban Mom said...

I have a 2yo beauty here in Chicago's Lakeview area. Perhaps we could arrange a marrage? We'd have such gorgeous grandchildren someday....

jonni said...

By far my favorite. Thanks cousin Steve.

Cousin Steve said...

Anything to please the ladies....

Hmmm... an arranged marriage. I am afraid to make that commitment for him, I think he's going to end up bigger than me.

Maybe if we post pics in his room now......