OK, I don't have much time..... Aliens have abducted me and I am in their ship. They consider me a perfect human specimen. I don't know what they are planning, but they feed me well. Very well, I am putting on weight like crazy!!! Which is weird, because we are in outer space. I should be weightless!!
Let June know I am in the 4th quadrant of the something or another galaxy. Tell her I have my Genuine Star Trek Communicator but I think the batteries are low, it doesn't work at all. She can find me that way I hope. And have her call NASA, Buck Rogers, and Luke Skywalker and come get me.
Don't get me wrong, they seem very nice to me. I think we are close to our destination, they keep talking how I am the guest of honor at the Captains feast. I ask what we are having and they just laugh. I bet I won't like it!!
Well, I hope that sheds some light on where I have been. I have to go now I think I hear Shleplar coming.
Bye! Get June!!
Your Cousin,
Steve
P.S. Or I have just been "summer" busy. Be back in full swing soon.
10 comments:
You want to talk busy? I am busier than a one armed paper hanger... now THAT is busy!
I can't possibly set out on an expedition to locate you... you'll have to deal with any probing device they use on you for a little while longer.
I can pencil something in for next week... but I only have 20 minutes on Wednesday morning at 3:54am. I'll set my alarm.
:)
Steve,
Happy to hear from you, but want you to take all the time you need to enjoy the lazy (haha) days of summer.
And since I don't tweet or whatever you call it, I thought maybe I could blogtweet...
"I'm going to look out the window"
Love,
Aunt Barbara
Yep, Stevie. Would try to stay away from human sized pots of boiling water, google Soylent Green & that will xplain it.
Yep, this summer has been busier that any I can remember, but, this hunting xpidition I've been on for a few wks seems to be paying off. Hunting has been realy good.
See Miss Cleaver has already found u so will switch off the bat light floods & agree with her advice of bustering away anytime the word probe is mentioned.
Buzzy
May the force be with you.
Steve,
Have fast internet now. So it is not a pain to get to this site.
Good to hear from you. You have not changed. Ha! Ha!
Had a good jewelry party last week. You can call me Mrs. Got Rocks now. I will be covered with jewels.
Love ya,
Aunt Crazy Judi
Glad to see you're not blogging and tending to the family.
It's October now, Steve.
Ha ha ha ha!!! Yes, I have been a busy boy. Summer is wrapping up quickly. I fell blogging weather a comin.
cousinstevesays.blogspot.com; You saved my day again.
Oh Steeeve! Where are you?! Update man! We miss ya!
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