Monday, August 24, 2009

From a Galaxy Far Far Away.....

OK, I don't have much time..... Aliens have abducted me and I am in their ship. They consider me a perfect human specimen. I don't know what they are planning, but they feed me well. Very well, I am putting on weight like crazy!!! Which is weird, because we are in outer space. I should be weightless!!

Let June know I am in the 4th quadrant of the something or another galaxy. Tell her I have my Genuine Star Trek Communicator but I think the batteries are low, it doesn't work at all. She can find me that way I hope. And have her call NASA, Buck Rogers, and Luke Skywalker and come get me.

Don't get me wrong, they seem very nice to me. I think we are close to our destination, they keep talking how I am the guest of honor at the Captains feast. I ask what we are having and they just laugh. I bet I won't like it!!

Well, I hope that sheds some light on where I have been. I have to go now I think I hear Shleplar coming.

Bye! Get June!!

Your Cousin,

P.S. Or I have just been "summer" busy. Be back in full swing soon.


june "walk softly and carry a big stick" cleaver said...

You want to talk busy? I am busier than a one armed paper hanger... now THAT is busy!

I can't possibly set out on an expedition to locate you... you'll have to deal with any probing device they use on you for a little while longer.

I can pencil something in for next week... but I only have 20 minutes on Wednesday morning at 3:54am. I'll set my alarm.


Anonymous said...

Happy to hear from you, but want you to take all the time you need to enjoy the lazy (haha) days of summer.
And since I don't tweet or whatever you call it, I thought maybe I could blogtweet...
"I'm going to look out the window"
Aunt Barbara

FLYNAVY said...

Yep, Stevie. Would try to stay away from human sized pots of boiling water, google Soylent Green & that will xplain it.
Yep, this summer has been busier that any I can remember, but, this hunting xpidition I've been on for a few wks seems to be paying off. Hunting has been realy good.
See Miss Cleaver has already found u so will switch off the bat light floods & agree with her advice of bustering away anytime the word probe is mentioned.

Uptown Girl said...

May the force be with you.

Aunt Judi said...

Have fast internet now. So it is not a pain to get to this site.
Good to hear from you. You have not changed. Ha! Ha!
Had a good jewelry party last week. You can call me Mrs. Got Rocks now. I will be covered with jewels.
Love ya,
Aunt Crazy Judi

Anonymous said...

Glad to see you're not blogging and tending to the family.

Anonymous said...

It's October now, Steve.

Cousin Steve said...

Ha ha ha ha!!! Yes, I have been a busy boy. Summer is wrapping up quickly. I fell blogging weather a comin.

Anonymous said...; You saved my day again.

jessica said...

Oh Steeeve! Where are you?! Update man! We miss ya!