Monday, May 18, 2009

Let It Be

Well, after a long thought. I have decided that June has put way too much work on the Monday Swoons for me to take it over. I know, I am her cousin. She is on a break, let it be. Corral the hormones ladies.

And being of the male persuasion, I am not sure that I would be too comfortable in my own skin posting pics of lightly clad men on my blog. After all, my dad (god rest his soul), is watching me at all times. Kind of allot of pressure. And believe me, it's not that I worry dad would think I switched to the other side. He would just tease me for doing a picture blog on men.

After all, how do we know that June won't post a Swoon for the girls?? We don't. I can't read minds, can you? What I should do is a swoon for the guys. Yeah, that's it.

Can you say LEAD BALLOON.

And that is how it would go over. My wife would freaking kill me. She might have a slight problem with me not helping her around the house because I was searching for that perfect bosoms in string bikini online.

So for now, the only "swooning" I am going to do is for my lovely wife.

But in case June doesn't, I give you something to hold you over......

A couple of pics I had laying around.....

It's all I can do to keep both sides happy. Don't think of me as an exhibitionist, think of me as sharing what god gave me, to you. It's not easy being me, but someone has to do it.

And now...

Quotes from the late great George Burns.
George lived just past 100 years old.

"I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate."

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."

"I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere."

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."

"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible."

"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."

"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."

"I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked."

Thanks, and have a great day.



june cleaver said...

You need medication.

FLYNAVY said...

Thanks for the bewbies Sir, if you stop the scroll in just the right place it's not too bad, specially the legs.

Anonymous said...

Great quotes. I always enjoyed his humor.
and paraphrase...When I was young the dead sea was terminal.
Have a great day.
Aunt Barbara

Cousin Steve's Mom said...

Love it. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

june cleaver said...

and so help me God Steve... will you quit putting your head on my pictures?

Cousin Steve said...

I don't know what you are talking about. Put my head on pictures? I am kind of shocked that you think I would do such a thing. Let me get this straight, I have not put my head on any pictures of you.


(Imagine the Jaws attack music playing in the background)

Love you, cuz.

And you love my pics.