Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Ummmmm... June?

It has been brought to my attention REPEATEDLY that my cousin June is "off the air". I can sense the hormones raging in desperate need of a Monday Swoon. Don't look at me, I am a man. And a real man, of course, would not post scantily clad pictures of other men on his blog. I am one of those men.

I am so "real man" ish...

that I channel thoughts from Charles Heston to the NRA regularly.

that I got a paper cut and axle grease came out.

that I once shot myself in the stomach because it growled at me.

that... ahh never mind. You get the picture.

Back to June's blog.

I have no idea what is going on. I have not talked to June in a couple of weeks. I'll bet, she might be doing a hot yoga workout marathon. She's crazy enough to do it. I swear she is. 4 days straight. A World Record attempt, I'm sure. She will be recovering for weeks from a hospital bed. Poor, poor June.

But, seriously. I'm on it.

Cousin Steve OUT!!

10 comments:

Alis said...

Real "Man-ish" like this?
http://rainreport.blogspot.com/2008/04/well-seasoned-perspective.html

Layna said...

Glad you hear you are the man on the scene. I'm praying hard and hope that all is well. Maybe she is holding out for a good chuckle from you - I hope that is all it is. Thanks for the update, of sorts. keep channeling Charleton Heston.

Layna said...

I meant glad to hear you are . . .

also i too am irish. McConkey - i'm looking for an authentic coat of arms and wondering where you found yours. the ones i keep finding don't look like the one my mother kept in the Bible. any recommendations would be great!!! cheers!

Uptown Girl said...

have you found her yet? I'm worried about my fave blogger...

Hoping your sister is doing better. I'll say a prayer for her.

ps- i also hope that paper cut healed, sounds pretty bad.

Anonymous said...

Thanx Cousin Steve! Tell her she is very missed!

Jim H said...

I'll second what Anonymous said - she is very missed. It looks like she is back but with "invited" readers only, and since I was just a lurker (but a very faithful one) I guess I'm out of luck.
I just pray she's ok
Jim

Jim H said...

Well,
Once again I am wrong - maybe that was just a weird day when I went to read June - but the regular page is back up - I'm praying!
Jim

Uptown Girl said...

The regular page is up, but the comment feature is off and you can just email.
I posted a swoon-of-sorts on my blog hoping June would come out of hiding. Nope.

Urban Mom said...

I've imagined every possible tragegy and am worried! How can June just not blog? It's like the gov't not spending. It's impossible!

Prayers for your sister coming from Chicago!

mtmom said...

I am so glad I found you, cuz.I was worried about Miss June, too. I will definitely keep your sister in my prayers.!